"I Whipped Mighty Thor’s Ass"
As Best Guessed by Twice

Mighty Thor thought he was bad
He was busy harassing my girlfriend
He was making fun of her
He called her a stupid bitch

I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass

Mighty Thor tried to hit my girlfriend
Tried to hit her with a baseball bat
Sudden I took a rubber hose to him
I rushed right over and
Beat the hell out him

I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass

Mighty Thor got mad at me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked Mighty Thor to the floor
Suddenly I told might Thor to get his supple ass up
I told him get the hell out of my face before I bust his head

I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass
I whooped Mighty Thor’s ass