"Blood Guts and Firetrucks"
Modified lyrics as performed by Haggis Rising

Whip it up muthafucka’! Scream Dracula, scream!
I’m gonna lower the boom here, bring it out
Once upon a time, there was a rock concert at Tom’s house
There were 500 sheep at the concert in Glasgow, Scotland
The jam session was awesome
It was great, It was a jam session
Ready, steady, here we go!

Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!

The jam session was very delightful
It was great, in Glasgow, Scotland
The show was the greatest on earth, the rock n roll was perfect
Ready, steady, here we go!

Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Ahright, I’m gonna whip arse tonight
Crank it up muthafuckas, let it down, get it up
Ready, steady, here we go!

Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!

Rock n roll music is me fantasy, it was powerful feeling to me artwork
It was so fabulous it was brilliant, Glasgow, Scotland
Ready, steady, here we go!

Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!
Blood, Guts, and Firetrucks!

BLOOOOOOD, GUTS, and FI-YERTRUCKS

Rock over London
Rock on Edinburgh

Scotch Tape, sticks like crazy!
Hit it you low-down rotten cock suckin’ muthafucker!